Ames Hurricanes

Vote Josh For President

As the Ames Hurricanes elections near, the campaign heats up as Josh Selsby goes on the attack and the polls show Nate Bock, Josh Selsby and Mike Funbar all within 2 points of each other.

When interviewed today by "Trump News", Josh had this to say to his supporters.

Make the Hurricanes great again!  Our club is in peril because it is run by immigrants.  Show me a birth certificate!  A certificate of live birth is not the same  thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.  And Graham is the worst Secretary of the Hurricanes in the history of the Hurricanes.  There’s never been a Secretary of the Hurricanes as bad as Graham.  Kenny is no soccer hero.  He’s a hero because he completed a back-heel?  I like people that don’t back-heel.  If I’m elected we’ll have a wonderful club; the greatest club of all time; it really will be fantastic.  But why should we continue to let in new members?  These outsiders are all a bunch of drug dealers and rapists...and some of them, I assume, are good people.  The problem is we have weak leadership and indecisive leadership.  Nobody respects it.  Just incompetent.  They will invite El Bitchacho, who recently was dumped by another team, back to the club because our “leaders” can’t say no.  I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I will make Des Moines pay for that wall.  Mark my words.  The wall will go up and Des Moines will start behaving.  And one more thing…all the women on the roster flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously.  That’s to be expected. 

When Bernie was asked what he thought about Josh's views he remarked "Don't inhale kids"!

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